Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

1. Bells
2. Hellview
3. Marley
4. Devendra
5. Bridhe
6. Nirvana
7. Yama
8. Chain
9. Lelio
10. Delta
11. Sabian
12. Bridie

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Most definitely Nirvana... Sabian has too short a temper. Also he's psychotic.

2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
No... Though I do think Hellview would be somewhat handsome.

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Probably to hunt down some treasure for her... Bridie would definitely take a shine to Chain after learning about his treasure hunting abilities.

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Most likely some sort of fairy tales book or a book on traditional Aurorean folk lore. Or books about pirates, because Lelio loves treasure.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
There's no way in hell either one of them would ever swear fealty to the other. Hellview and Nirvana have completely different, uhhhm... interests.

6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Bridhe would be better off living with Lelio rather than Delta. Lelio and Bridhe are both guys around the same age, and I think Bridhe's antics might be a bit much for Delta.

7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Bridie'd probably drag Hellview and Yama to a bar, where they'd all get drunk and brag about the worst acts they'd ever done, and then Yama'd probably try and bed Bridie, which is not exactly a challenge.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Though Delta is much more powerful, Marley would probably win. Delta just does not have the will to use her magic offensively... She doesn't like hurting people. While Marley is shrewd, unforgiving, and has lots of experience on the battlefield.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Lots of scheming and trickery. Chain is extremely possessive of his many treasures, and is an expert at tracking down treasures. Bells, though, is also very slippery, so it wouldn't be easy.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"The Day the World Ended and Everyone Died, Except Yama and Bridie, Who Inexplicably Became Very Rich"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Hrmm, that's hard... It would have to be if the Black Fire Clan was in trouble somehow, since Bells is the Clan Bard, and Devendra has connections... Though very distant.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Dear God no, Yama's a jerk.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Considering Marley's healing abilities - private nurse, maybe?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
Naiefae has drawn a Sabian chibi on a letter, I think! xD

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Oooooh, this is extremely difficult... I'm going to have to go with Bridhe, because deep down (deep, deep down) Hellview sympathises with him, and I think Devendra would understand that, too.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH". Well, Delta doesn't like to battle...

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
'Rebel Rebel' by David Bowie kinda reminds me of Chain...

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Bells and Bridie would battle to the ends up the earth for it (it's the principle of the thing!!) and Nirvana would not give a shit. I think in the end, though, Bridie'd be able to wrangle it by exploiting Bells' weakness for mares.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Just... No. On so many levels. Neither Hellview or Delta would be interested in each other...

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Stealing, since Bridhe is a little thief.

21. What is 6's secret?
It's still a secret! Nirvy says butt out.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Sabian would beat Lelio by a mile.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Erm... Probably Chain... Since Yama is not someone I'd want to be with anywhere at night.

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Bells and Lelio team up against Devendra, Sabian is a spy, Bridie is kidnapped, Bridhe advises that they should seek out Marley. I would call it, "The Fic Where Everything Is Fucked Up".

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1. 1, 6, and 11 are all told to wait in a room together until someone comes in to get them. Let's say no one does. Who would leave the room first?
Bells, most likely. He's so restless, he has to always be moving and he's extremely impatient. Nirvana is much more patient, and Sabian would probably stick around to find out what's going on.

2. If 2 had to do one nice thing for 8, what would it be?
If Hellview HAD to do something nice? ...He'd probably give him some sort of artifact lifted from the Castle of Mists, or some sort of Black Fire heirloom. Chain would go nuts for trinkets like that.

3. If 4 and 7 co-stared in a movie, what genre would it most likely fall under?
Considering Devendra and Yama's background, and how they know each other... Action/Fantasy/Drama...?

4. If 3 was made into a toy, who would be more likely to buy it? 9 or 10?
If Marley were made into a toy, Lelio would be more likely to buy her, since he's still a kid, after all, and likes collecting various items.. And Delta is too old and not interested in toys.

5. Would 5 be likely to consider stalking 12, or vise versa?
Ehhh... I suppose Bridhe would be more likely to stalk Bridie rather than the other way around... She is pretty, after all, and I think he'd see something of a princess in her (one of Bridhe's obsessions is fairy tales) and would want to make her his.

6. What would 6 make the better star of? An anime or a newspaper comic strip?
Anime, because Nirvana's storyline is more serious, and he isn't one to make cheap jokes.

7. 8 wants to buy a car but can't decide who offers a better bargan. Should (s)he buy from 2 or 11?
Err... Well, I suppose Chain would have to buy it from Hellview, because he's less likely to do something selfish like jack up the price, which is something Sabian could possibly do.

8. If 5 wanted to dye his or her hair but could not decide on the color, would (s)he rely on 1's opinion or 4's?
Bridhe would definitely rely on Bells' opinion. While Devendra does have nice hair, Bells is more loud and stylish like Bridhe is.

9. Whose babies would be cuter? 12 and 3's, or 9 and 2's? (If it is impossible for them to breed because of gender or species, just go with it and pretend that it was possible, please.)
Too hard to say. Lelio and Hellview's would have the nicer colours (Bridie and Marley's would clash too much), but Bridie and Marley are cuter and would have a baby with a cuter face. xD

10. Who would have a DeviantArt account; and if not, what would their reason be?
Feh! Like any of them would have the time!